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[Aug. 22nd, 2006|05:33 pm] |
I have a strad bitches. It is sexy. Hey Nedzielko, How much do yooooou love your strad?
*humms noodle song*
BBL, gonna go play my BRAND FUCKING NEW STRAD |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2006|03:32 pm] |
So, i was on www.bash.org right. For those of you who dont know its jsut funny ass quotes ppl have written in chat rooms. I saw this and had to post it!
(JonJonB) Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
(JonJonB) Let's see the results...
(JonJonB) "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
(JonJonB) "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything
(JonJonB) A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.
(JonJonB) "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
(JonJonB) "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "
(JonJonB) Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls
(JonJonB) "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
(JonJonB) The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
(JonJonB) He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
(JonJonB) He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
(JonJonB) Ok
(JonJonB) I have found, definitive proof
(JonJonB) that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
(JonJonB) "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
(melusine) O_______O
(JonJonB) Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
(JonJonJonB) Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
(JonJonJonB) 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
=D |
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| FREAKY!!! |
[Dec. 7th, 2005|04:58 pm] |
So im pretty sure i told you all about the game (btw, you all just lost =P)
But that wasn't the point of this post.
I like all of you, thought that someone here at Chandler High made this game up one day.
But heres the truth:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28game%29
Isnt that the craiest thing youve ever seen!!! |
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| My paradoxes |
[Sep. 21st, 2005|08:44 pm] |
1. Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's
perfect...... so why practice?
2. Save water. Shower with your girl friend!
3. The wise never marry.. and when they marry
they become otherwise.
4. I was born intelligent, education ruined me.
5. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train
station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a
work station.... what more can I say..........?
6. If it's true that we are here to help others, then,
what exactly are the others here for?
7. Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak.
8. One should love animals. They are so tasty.
9. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught!
10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to
develop...
11. Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children!!!
12. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go
to sleep! |
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[May. 24th, 2005|05:13 pm] |
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You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for your cooperation. |
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[May. 4th, 2005|04:13 pm] |
took my permit test missed 6! That was my bit of suspense for the day, watching her grading it. whew!
i missed the homo trick questions too.
for example pedestrian crosswalk or school? wtf? |
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